MR's CIML Season Wrap Up

        Surprise!  Valley (BS) won the CIML! with a final record of 9-0.  The Des Moines Register ranks them as the number one 4A high school team.  Do they have what it takes to win the state championship?  Who cares. 


        Here’s how all the CIML teams finished the season.  Some are now in the playoffs, some are already done.  Again, who cares. 
   

West Des Moines Valley (BH)	9-0
Ankeny (BD)	8-1
Southeast Polk (SCoo)	8-1
Dowling Catholic (LF)	7-2
Marshalltown (Scan)	7-2
Des Moines Lincoln (GB)	8-1
Waukee (AM)	6-3
Urbandale (MO)	5-4
Johnston (MR)	4-5
Ames (SL)	4-5
Des Moines East (CS)	4-5
Fort Dodge (KCar)	3-6
Ottumwa (KW)	3-6
Des Moines Roosevelt (JJ)	3-7
Mason City (KA)	2-7
Indianola (DS)	1-8
Des Moines North (JJ)	1-8
Des Moines Hoover (KCoo)	1-8

I’ve been doing some interviews, and here’s what people are saying about this year’s CIML season: 


        “It’s been a great year.  I can’t wait to take everyone’s money in this pool, and hopefully the rest of the COARSE money too.” —BH 


        “I don’t give a shit.”—Honeybadger (Google honeybadger on YouTube if you don’t get this) 


        “If they wouldn’t have caught my team cheating, I would have done much better.”—DS 


        “Hi, I’m Mark Cady.”—Fort Dodge Dodger fan Mark Cady. 


        “I had TWO teams, and I still only got 4 stinkin’ points?!”—JJ 


        “What’s going on?”—SCan 


        “I hate Valley.”—Everyone but Valley and BH, and maybe even BH too.